these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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