Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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