shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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