wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The struggles of a small town man whore
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
