Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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