my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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