Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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