How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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