hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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