how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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