I seem to have left my pride at pride
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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