ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I cannot find my penis.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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