so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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