The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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