i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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