she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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