Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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