Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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