is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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