Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and she was petting her beer can
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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