I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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