i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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