at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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