her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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