I feel great
I just peed on a car
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
