saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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