do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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