I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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