How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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