My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
