apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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