Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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