I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize