Yo dont text me then not text me
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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