do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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