If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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