We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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