Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
