is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
