I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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