Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
last night I used snow as a chaser
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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