Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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