you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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