But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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