I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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