ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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