You're my little dorito
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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