Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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