what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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