Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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