and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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