When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Success! We fucked roommates!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
