It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i dont even know how to be here
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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