thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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