I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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