My nipple is on Facebook.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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