Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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